Ikan Patin RM13K

Barangkali ini mungkin dialog yang berlaku ketika terima bil tersebut:

1. "Err, bos kad kredit boleh ka?"
2. "Bos, kalau kad kredit tak boleh. Ansuran bulanan tanpa interest boleh ka?"
3. "Cek terima tak bos?"
4. "Celaka! Kau jual emas ke buka restoren ni?"
   

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Ok. First of all, aku tak terkejut harga ikan patin harga sebegitu rupa. As it has been in the news for few times because of the unbelievable charges by the seller.

Tapi, korang pernah makan tak sepotong ikan PARI (panjang: 4 inci; lebar: 2 inci; tebal; 1.5 inci) masak asam pedas harga RM95?

Gila? Nope, this is reality. My mum pesan kat kawan dia minta tolong belikan sebab dah teringin & she come back with the bil of RM95. And FYI, restoren tu milik sedara-mara kawan dia tu. Entah-entah bil tu harga dia mentekedarah kat restoren tu and ask my mum to pay.

Dua kali gak my mum tanya, betul ke resit ni and she say yes. GILA! Sumpah seranah dalam hati je lah.

If I was at my mum place, confirm tak bayar dah.